A friend recently texted me the following message: Need some of the most atrocious, hilarious pick-up lines you’ve got 😀
The background to this request was that a girl he was chatting to online had challenged him to come up with the worst pick up line… (I like her already!). She threw down the gauntlet with this doozy:
“Do you like dragons? cause I’ll be draggin my balls on your face later.”
My friend parried with these beauties:
“Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand.”
“Want to play Pearl Harbour? I’ll lay back and you blow the shit outta me.”
“Girl, do you wash your pants with Windex, because I can see myself in them.”
Feel free to email me to add your own priceless prick-up…er .. pick-up lines.